Heavy lifting leads to neck injury, but can be alleviated by the alcholic contents of the object.

An unexpected Milkshake joins the family. Arf, arf, arf she goes. Cute puppy!

Multiple events coincide with a mean final exam. It's not my fault.

Hard Rock Cafe has weak drinks. I thinks. No after effects. Slept well.

Hard Rock Cafe has weak drinks. I thinks. No after effects. Slept well.

Hard Rock Cafe has weak drinks. I thinks. No after effects. Slept well.

A theory can be disproven by another theory. That is the theory of my story.